The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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