glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
