I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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