They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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