Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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