I want to make a zoo with you.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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