Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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