David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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