We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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