I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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