How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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