Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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