Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
