Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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