I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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