I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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