He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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