doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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