before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
And then he peed in my hair
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