The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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