So drunk its hurt
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
a search helicopter?!
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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