How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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