Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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