And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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