it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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