How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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