I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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