The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
