dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
it was like eating out sand paper
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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