Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
it's great music for shaving your balls
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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