And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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