i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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