i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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