Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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