I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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