4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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