There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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