it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
What drink are we having for lunch?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
This is my gift to your gina
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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