I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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