I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I want you more than these girls want KFC
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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