laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I just want nice things and good sex
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
