The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
where are you?
Hypothermia
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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