hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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