So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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