I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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