I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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