her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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