seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Do vagina's smell?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I don't deserve a penis
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
