OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
