Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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